Proper preparation prevents poor performance... with Priya! *giggles*
Somewhat of a tongue twister- but meeting with me should be much easier!
Everything is much easier to handle when you contact me using the form on my website. I will usually reply within 24 - 48 hours (unless I have been whisked away!). Any special request for supplies or attire should be communicated to me 2-3 days ahead of time, no matter how small or how large. You'd be surprised how difficult it can be to make my way to the nail salon to fulfill your request for red polish!
While you wait for the appointed date, feel free to amuse yourself by perusing through my blog, reading through my Twitter, or looking over my raunchy photo monologue on Instagram. And don't be shy, go ahead and follow me! If you really want to make my day, send a gift or bring one with you!
You should place the infamous "envelope" in clear view after we greet. The benefaction should be taken care of at the start of our date - to expedite this formality and prevent discrepancy, please make an effort to presort the currency and provide it in the larger denominations only ($20 and above, please!). If we are scheduled for a public date together, please place it inside of a nice book, a gift box, or a gift bag. After we’ve exchanged greetings, I ask that you allow me time to review the benefaction for legitimacy and accuracy.
I will cancel our date if, upon arrival, you appear inebriated or otherwise under the influence. The full donation for my time still applies if our date is cancelled for an issue with your conduct.
I am a true southern belle, as already discussed, and there's an old adage, "Cleanliness is next to godliness." Please conduct yourself accordingly. When you arrive at my incall, I will ask you to freshen up. A nice men's soap, shampoo, shaving tools, nail clippers/files, and oral hygiene supplies will be provided for you (Luxurious toiletries will forever be in abundance with me). For outcall, please take care to shower no more than half an hour before our scheduled time together.
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I have very few restrictions so long as we have discussed any special requests beforehand. All I ask is that you be respectful to both myself and those around. I do not tolerate crude behavior or verbal harassment- towards myself or others. An understanding of consent is paramount to our mutual enjoyment of the time we spend together- as a lady, I should never have to say “no” more than once.
Although I am easily entranced in the arms of a lover, I ask that you are mindful and considerate of time. I do not "watch the clock", but I do live a full, rich personal life while undertaking aggressive academic and professional pursuits. If you would like to extend our date, please ask first and have the additional donation ready.
Dates 2 hours and longer should include time outside our intimate sanctuary to recharge with a meal, drinks, or activity- preferably all of the aforementioned.
I am a morning person and somewhat of an energizer bunny, but I still need to relax and unwind to maintain all of the qualities you adore about me! Overnight and muli-day dates should include sufficient alone time for sleep, meditation, and physical exercise.
There are a number of distinguishing features that I am sure you will remember me by after we meet. I balance a full time job, academic pursuits, several hobbies, and leisurely activities. I am also very active in the D.C. community. While I was previously a top rated provider on several websites, I now ask that you respect my "no review" policy.
Once we become friends, you are welcome to schedule appointments with me via email or text message. Please refrain from calling me and do not share my private contact details with anyone else.
I tend to spend a lot of time exploring cities, engaging in new adventures, and traveling the world- which is much smaller than we often think! If we run into each other again while out and about, with friends or alone, please respect my desire for discretion and do not approach me. A wave from afar or a lingering gaze will suffice.